What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 10:23

Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No way
Jared Leto Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Multiple Women, Denies Allegations - People.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
2025 NCAA baseball bracket: Men's College World Series scores, schedule - NCAA.com
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The One Habit an Oncologist Recommends Everyone Add by Age 40 - Eat This Not That
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Next, they tried...